z00m! z00m!

The Queen of frugality
(And functionality)
Gardens for sanity
Loves pomegranat-e
Dark chocolate affinity
Contemplates alkalinity
A chef and a namer
Sudoku tamer
A special chat friend
The pirate called Enz

Enz, I wish you the happiest of happy birthdays! I prescribe chocolate. And strawberries. (Goodness knows you have plenty strawberries!) And remember that turning [censored] doesn't mean you're old! If you say otherwise, I shall respond with an emphatic phbbbbbbt!

And you'll be pleased to know that this birthday z00m didn't cost me a cent.

To the two or three who might see this who don't know Enz, you are truly missing out. She is brilliant and witty and creative and kind and thoughtful and snarky as anything, and she's a real joy to have as a friend. Ok, that sounds snarky, but it isn't meant to be.

Enz, happy birthday.

--spidey