Sunday, February 11, 2007

Ouch

What began as a conversation in reference to sc0tlas's time in college...

sc0tlas: I have been at [Local Christian Uni] for six and a half years, but I've been in college for eight. (looks at me) So you really can't talk about how long you took.

me: Sure, but in five and a half years and three schools, I only got a Bachelor's.

dad: (to me) And you're still a bachelor. (musing) Why don't they call it a Spinster's degree?

I got up and left.

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Satchel Pooch said...

Gosh, you think your dad needs help with his oral-footular extraction? Or has it gone too far and he needs a full-scale professional recto-cranial job?

12:24 PM  
Blogger Sam Gamgee said...

Heh. Definitely the cranio-rectal job. This is typical. He tries to be funny or smart, and this happens. My dad's idea of humor is not always the most appropriate.

12:34 PM  
Blogger Kathryn said...

Spidey, I wish you could talk to my daughter...Her view of her father's approach is identical (and tbh i agree with her)
Ouch indeed.

1:56 PM  
Blogger Patrick said...

spinster? What, did this conversation take place in the early 1800s? I didn't realize that was even a word anymore.

9:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are we dads so stupid at times?

With your permission we will hold him very still and swat his nose with a rolled up newspaper

PBJ

10:30 AM  
Blogger Sam Gamgee said...

pbj- you crack me up. i like it. :p

2:30 PM  
Anonymous enz said...

Probably too late for a snappy comeback, but:
"I'm pickier than Mom was"

3:26 PM  
Blogger Sam Gamgee said...

Now *there's* a response I'd be sure to regret!

4:02 PM  

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