Oh My
I'm not really getting anything done today. We had another slapstick meeting this morning to plan the next Big Event. My three favorite chamber members are on this particular committee. Two of them bring out the most bizarre in HeadGuy, and the other kept crossing her eyes at me.
At 1 pm, we had a ribbon cutting, except it was for a store called Knitwitz, so it was actually a yarn cutting. Anyway, since that was at 1, I had lunch at 11:30. Nice cheap lunch. Three dollar turkey wrap and sixty cent bottle of water from the supermarket next door.
Well, there was the usual collection of crazy men sitting around the fountain between the store and the office. They're friendly, and they seem harmless enough, but the fact remains. They are bloomin' NUTS.
Well, the office has a little park for a backyard, so I was sitting there out of sight of the loonies, eating my lunch and enjoying the really great weather. Yeah, that went well. One of the crazies, on one of these, rolled up to make small talk. Would have been fine, if he weren't fiftyish, creepy, and totally freaking hitting on me. I muttered something about the time and retreated back into the office.
Why do all the crazy men decide it's a good idea to just wander up and start flirting with me???? I fumed as I stormed past the other two. I spent the last ten minutes of my lunch, still fuming, in the conference room.
Now we're gearing up for our monthly mixer. This could potentially mean free dinner for me, depending on what the host gets catered. Woohoo!
At 1 pm, we had a ribbon cutting, except it was for a store called Knitwitz, so it was actually a yarn cutting. Anyway, since that was at 1, I had lunch at 11:30. Nice cheap lunch. Three dollar turkey wrap and sixty cent bottle of water from the supermarket next door.
Well, there was the usual collection of crazy men sitting around the fountain between the store and the office. They're friendly, and they seem harmless enough, but the fact remains. They are bloomin' NUTS.
Well, the office has a little park for a backyard, so I was sitting there out of sight of the loonies, eating my lunch and enjoying the really great weather. Yeah, that went well. One of the crazies, on one of these, rolled up to make small talk. Would have been fine, if he weren't fiftyish, creepy, and totally freaking hitting on me. I muttered something about the time and retreated back into the office.
Why do all the crazy men decide it's a good idea to just wander up and start flirting with me???? I fumed as I stormed past the other two. I spent the last ten minutes of my lunch, still fuming, in the conference room.
Now we're gearing up for our monthly mixer. This could potentially mean free dinner for me, depending on what the host gets catered. Woohoo!
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