When Did I Stop Being Invisible???

I seem to be inadvertently collecting boys.

Really, this is not my intent, nor has it ever been. But the fact remains, there are now three guys other than The Boy who have been pretty clear about their interest.

1. Shadow Boy. We've been friends for fifteen years. We sort of, but only sort of, dated for three months. In 1995. Since that time, he dated my cousin and my friend, and he was also briefly interested in another cousin of mine, but other than those brief interludes, he has been, well, my shadow. It hasn't helped that he goes to the church I just left. It also hasn't helped that his whole family has told me they hope that I will one day be daughter- or sister-in-law. They're great, and he's a good guy, but it would totally not work. I'd be so bored.
   
2. Chamber Boy. I met him my third day working here. He's thirty-seven going on sixteen. He knows he's not the sharpest tack, but he has absolutely no problem trying. Again, nice guy, but no.
3. Rockabilly Boy. He just recently joined the club. He's been superpoking me more than normal on Facebook. I didn't catch on. He was at the wedding on Saturday, but he was videographer, so we didn't really interact. However... He left a message on my wall that I must say was incredibly disconcerting. I barely know the guy. We're about the same age, and he's been around the church for a number of years, but we've never really been friends. Casual acquaintances, basically. At least this one's fairly normal.
   

So now I get to figure out how to deal with this, for HELLO, I have a boyfriend. One is plenty, and I'll stick with the one I've got, thanks. It might be less complicated, though, if he weren't so far away!