Is it Friday Yet?

An open letter to sociopathic megalomaniacs everywhere:

Dear Friendly Neighborhood Sociopathic Megalomaniac,

Stop calling. Stop trying to take over the world. Leave your local Chamber of Commerce alone. Get over your colossal sense of entitlement; I and the rest of the universe do not owe you anything.

And for the love of all that is good, take a shower!

Thank you.